Ren and Stimpy get a free trial of the House of Next Tuesday, the amazing house of the future. The first thing they discover is the Jerky 2000, a futuristic machine for making beef jerky.
Ren is getting ready for bed. He tells Stimpy, who is also getting ready for bed, that they need to sleep for his 6 AM tee off.
Ren and Stimpy are on death row at the pound, being led to the gas chamber. However, they are saved when a sweet, rich, and seemingly sane granny comes to adopt them.
While working on newspaper duty, Ren and Stimpy learn that lumberjacks make more money and benefits, so the duo become lumberjacks.
Long ago, Renwaldo and Stimpleton were hot and very hungry. Renwaldo then tells Stimpleton to trade the family chigger for some food.
The episode begins with Ren being shown in a state of insanity, babbling to his several important possessions, including his favorite chair, Danny, and his collection of glass coffee tables, Danny, Raymond, and Desi.
“Eat My Cookies” is the fourteenth episode of Season 3 of The Ren & Stimpy Show, and aired on June 4, 1994.
“Hard Times for Haggis” is the thirteenth episode of the third season of The Ren & Stimpy Show, and aired on April 30, 1994.
“Jerry the Bellybutton Elf” is the twelfth episode of the third season of The Ren & Stimpy Show, and aired on April 9, 1994.
“Jimminy Lummox” is the eighth episode of the third season of The Ren & Stimpy Show, and aired on February 19, 1994.